You know it's a Provo college party when...
1. There is no alcohol.
2. People think the party house is huge because the owner is a bishop that stole tithing.
3. There are more people there that you don't know than you do know.
4. People are counting the number of girls wearing bikinis and feeling bad for them.
5. Everyone introducing themselves to one another and forgetting a second later.
6. You hear the question, "What's your major?" a zillion times.
7. The only thing that gets everyone to leave at 1 a.m. is a typical August storm.
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